We're like a lot better than the average bears
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Do you remember whose house we're in?
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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