Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Watching her eat just hurts me
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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