awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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