we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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