i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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