I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
do nipples grow back?
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