Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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