I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
