I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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