It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
we're making bets on your personal life
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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