Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Randomize
