i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
You can make out without kissing
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