What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Randomize
