okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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