make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
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