I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I just gargled with NyQuil
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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