I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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