PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
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I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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