Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Randomize
