she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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