Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
