you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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