If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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