Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
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