I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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