Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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