READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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