He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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