I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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