Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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