i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
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