I am puke
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
