What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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