Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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