he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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