I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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