I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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