I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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