Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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