I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
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