Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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