he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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