I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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