Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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