We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
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