ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
