If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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