A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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