Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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