Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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